A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm always down for nudity.
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