Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Randomize
