Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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