got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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