..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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