I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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