I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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