David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
