he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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