We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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