Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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