so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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