WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My pussy is not your playground.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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