Sry I called you an 8
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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