I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Is it penis luge time yet?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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