If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
please don't ironically join a cult
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