I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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