Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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