Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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