i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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