you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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