a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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