Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
there is glitter all over my balls
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