We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You ruined the universe
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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