that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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