Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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