I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
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