if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
