your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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