My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Boobs speak an international language.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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