I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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