Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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