Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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