i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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