She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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