You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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