i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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