i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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