We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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