so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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