even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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