let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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