I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.