i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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