craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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