She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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