his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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