idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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