marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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