careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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