margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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