white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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