You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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