Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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