Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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